Jirra:
I am working two days a week, will be three days once I can get another day of daycare.
moonburn:
Atlassian should build a creche. Like the Google.
Carlfish:
Put it in multiple offices.
Carlfish:
So it's a distributed creche.
2018
BOFH-service leave.
moonburn:
Today I realised I've been a sysadmin for 20 years.
moonburn:
Am I eligible for parole yet?
npm install uncertainty
Wobin:
I mean, if you can execute arbitrary code already, you can already cover up whatever tracks you might make in your attack.
dennilan:
Javascript is arbitrary code, no?
Carlfish:
Javascript is _very_ arbitrary code.
Maybe if you used a walkie-talkie…
jedi:
How long would it take you to talk there from your office?
Neko:
Well, about 330 m/s but it would attenuate pretty quickly over that distance.
Australia's Leading Tech Company…
dave:
Siri can’t even fucking put a reminder in without me telling her to 5 times
dave:
If someone can figure out how to write that they should get a Nobel peace prize
dennilan:
Easy
dennilan:
Just use machine learning
dennilan:
Also big data
dave:
Yeah sick and docker and mongo
dave:
She’ll be right ayy
virtualwolf:
Don’t forget the blockchain!
virtualwolf:
Gotta work that in somewhere.
Dave:
Oh mate we better leverage that
dennilan:
Slap a couple o’ neural networks together, stick ‘em on a block chain, pop their clangas, and away she goes!
dave:
Bang on mate
dave:
Bloody bang on
dennilan:
You rippa!
Nothing makes me hate autocorrect more than when I'm transcribing posts where typos are part of the joke.
furgin:
Vavle haven't done a good game since Steam.
Carlfish:
Portle 2 was nice.
furgin:
Except Portlet.
Carlfish:
Ah, Portlet, where you had a gun that gave early 00's Java programmers panic attacks.
furgin:
That was the best game. I still have nightmares.
furgin:
It's OK though, because as soon as you get it working the industry will move on because the idea was stupid in the first place.
Aussie Tech. You know it makes sense.
Dave:
Siri can’t even fucking put a reminder in without me telling her to 5 times.
Dave:
If someone can figure out how to write that they should get a Nobel prize.
dennilan:
Easy
dennilan:
Just use machine learning
dennilan:
…also big data
Dave:
Yeah sick and docker and mongo
Dave:
She’ll be right ayy
virtualwolf:
Don’t forget the blockchain!
virtualwolf:
Gotta work that in somewhere.
Dave:
Oh mate we better leverage that.
dennilan:
Slap a couple o’ neural networks together, stick ‘em on a block chain, pop their clangas, and away she goes!
Dave:
Bang on mate
Dave:
Bloody bang on
dennilan:
You rippa!