In the dog bed, the mighty dog bed, the spoodle sleeps tonight.
lolzcat:
Recognised as “The Best Digital Piano for Students”
lolzcat:
Wow, it’s been recognised.
* kristina
points, “That is a piano.”
moonburn:
This, with an instrument.
* kristina
points at moonburn, “That is not a piano.”
It’s funny that the term ‘sparky’ is about something terrible that’d happen for an electrician. Maybe developers should be called ‘crashies’.
Watered-down humour
Phreakazoid:
At night dewpoint in Syd during summer might be 17-19. In brisbane it would be more like 22-24.
lolzcat:
Aircon ftw.
kristina:
Yeah seriously.
Carlfish:
What else can you dew.
lolzcat:
That joke really put a damper on things.
Carlfish:
I’m a bit of a wet blanket.
kristina:
Make the moist of it?
meliae:
What does one do when one finds a FitBit in a meeting room these days?
moonburn:
Write a blog post, shared with all staff, title of "I'm leaving", body has image of FitBit with text "…this at reception in Sydney."
It's a pune, or a play on words.
Jirra:
I am working two days a week, will be three days once I can get another day of daycare.
moonburn:
Atlassian should build a creche. Like the Google.
Carlfish:
Put it in multiple offices.
Carlfish:
So it's a distributed creche.
BOFH-service leave.
moonburn:
Today I realised I've been a sysadmin for 20 years.
moonburn:
Am I eligible for parole yet?
npm install uncertainty
Wobin:
I mean, if you can execute arbitrary code already, you can already cover up whatever tracks you might make in your attack.
dennilan:
Javascript is arbitrary code, no?
Carlfish:
Javascript is _very_ arbitrary code.
Maybe if you used a walkie-talkie…
jedi:
How long would it take you to talk there from your office?
Neko:
Well, about 330 m/s but it would attenuate pretty quickly over that distance.
Australia's Leading Tech Company…
dave:
Siri can’t even fucking put a reminder in without me telling her to 5 times
dave:
If someone can figure out how to write that they should get a Nobel peace prize
dennilan:
Easy
dennilan:
Just use machine learning
dennilan:
Also big data
dave:
Yeah sick and docker and mongo
dave:
She’ll be right ayy
virtualwolf:
Don’t forget the blockchain!
virtualwolf:
Gotta work that in somewhere.
Dave:
Oh mate we better leverage that
dennilan:
Slap a couple o’ neural networks together, stick ‘em on a block chain, pop their clangas, and away she goes!
dave:
Bang on mate
dave:
Bloody bang on
dennilan:
You rippa!
Nothing makes me hate autocorrect more than when I'm transcribing posts where typos are part of the joke.
furgin:
Vavle haven't done a good game since Steam.
Carlfish:
Portle 2 was nice.
furgin:
Except Portlet.
Carlfish:
Ah, Portlet, where you had a gun that gave early 00's Java programmers panic attacks.
furgin:
That was the best game. I still have nightmares.
furgin:
It's OK though, because as soon as you get it working the industry will move on because the idea was stupid in the first place.
Aussie Tech. You know it makes sense.
Dave:
Siri can’t even fucking put a reminder in without me telling her to 5 times.
Dave:
If someone can figure out how to write that they should get a Nobel prize.
dennilan:
Easy
dennilan:
Just use machine learning
dennilan:
…also big data
Dave:
Yeah sick and docker and mongo
Dave:
She’ll be right ayy
virtualwolf:
Don’t forget the blockchain!
virtualwolf:
Gotta work that in somewhere.
Dave:
Oh mate we better leverage that.
dennilan:
Slap a couple o’ neural networks together, stick ‘em on a block chain, pop their clangas, and away she goes!
Dave:
Bang on mate
Dave:
Bloody bang on
dennilan:
You rippa!
The oldies are the goodies.
Carlfish:
We are adding a “zalgo text” step to the standard password generator.
Carlfish:
h͔̞u̻̜͖͜nt͏̣͖͖̬̪͎͉e̦͎̣̳͓r͉͔̱̭̠̕ͅ2̩͙̠̯
Wobin:
Carlfish: I only see *͏͇*͔̹͎̖̹*̶͈̯̩͚̻*̩̝̯̣̲͉͉*̡̖̹͇*̦͔̜̟̕*̺͕̣̙̻́
Mine is slightly bent though :(
I'm sensing a pattern here…
virtualwolf:
Current status: rocking out to some old Fear Factory.
moonburn:
Not Fear Dependency Injection?
moonburn:
GET WITH THE TIMES
Day 2 of ‘Having a standing desk’ update: I appear to have legs.
Twitter goes to 280…
dave:
I don't get how people made such a big deal about the character increase. Maybe I don't understand Twitter.
virtualwolf:
I liked the force-conciseness.
Carlfish:
Worst Jedi power ever.
virtualwolf:
*forced
Carlfish:
"These are not the extra 140 characters you are looking for."
Wobin:
*waves hands* Yoda: "Just do it"
Carlfish:
Next, we cover our co-workers in whiteboard paint so we can write on anyone, any time.
Carlfish:
Although it really sucks to be the person who spends an entire week with “DO NOT ERASE” on their buttock.
Jirra:
Especially if it’s like the whiteboard we’ve had covered in text since someone wrote “DO NOT ERASE UNTIL 6.0 SHIPS”
lolzcat:
OK, that cruffin was delicious.
lolzcat:
One of the devs in my team was trying to convince me that it wasn’t nice, which i know think was a plot to try and get me to give him my cruffin.
moonburn:
What is cruffin?
lolzcat:
Crossaint-muffin hybrid.
moonburn:
SYNTAX ERROR
Jirra:
If your argument with the dev served to trigger a plot, it was actually a McCruffin.
Wobin:
How soon before Uber replaces all its drivers with self-driving cars?
moonburn:
How would the car fit in the front seat?
The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun…
Wobin:
I had to create a new account to change names from WobinD_Wonderdog to Wobin_dWonderdog.
Wobin:
Everyone was calling me wobind.
Neko:
Are you a daemon?
Wobin:
Why do you ask?
Neko:
Do you frequently lurk in the background, managing tasks?
CLP:
I think my boss is a daemon.
Jirra:
We have tickets for the Warcraft movie. We have row K, and almost the entire cinema to ourselves thus far:
Neko:
Fixed the seating guide:
What is your greatest weakness?
Furgin:
If there is one thing I do, and do a lot, it's self-analysis, even to a fault.
Furgin:
I probably do it too much.
Furgin:
Maybe I don't actually.
Furgin:
Actually I probably do.
Naked Shorts
Jirra:
http://pythonsweetness.tumblr.com/post/64740079543/how-to-lose-172222-a-second-for-45-minutes
Jirra:
tl;dr Don't re-use feature flags.
Wobin:
"Revealing that the system was systematically sending naked shorts."
Wobin:
Phwoar
Carlfish:
"Naked shorts" is a contradiction in terms.
Wobin:
Pft. I've heard of "Dress Shorts".
No half-measures
Jirra:
In a meeting this morning: “We don't want to do a half-arsed job on this” “No, all our work needs to be fully-arsed”
Moonburn:
“We're going to have to commit both cheeks on this one.”