Carlfish:
We are adding a “zalgo text” step to the standard password generator.
Carlfish:
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Wobin:
Carlfish: I only see *͏͇*͔̹͎̖̹*̶͈̯̩͚̻*̩̝̯̣̲͉͉*̡̖̹͇*̦͔̜̟̕*̺͕̣̙̻́
2017
Mine is slightly bent though :(
I'm sensing a pattern here…
virtualwolf:
Current status: rocking out to some old Fear Factory.
moonburn:
Not Fear Dependency Injection?
moonburn:
GET WITH THE TIMES
Day 2 of ‘Having a standing desk’ update: I appear to have legs.
Twitter goes to 280…
dave:
I don't get how people made such a big deal about the character increase. Maybe I don't understand Twitter.
virtualwolf:
I liked the force-conciseness.
Carlfish:
Worst Jedi power ever.
virtualwolf:
*forced
Carlfish:
"These are not the extra 140 characters you are looking for."
Wobin:
*waves hands* Yoda: "Just do it"
Carlfish:
Next, we cover our co-workers in whiteboard paint so we can write on anyone, any time.
Carlfish:
Although it really sucks to be the person who spends an entire week with “DO NOT ERASE” on their buttock.
Jirra:
Especially if it’s like the whiteboard we’ve had covered in text since someone wrote “DO NOT ERASE UNTIL 6.0 SHIPS”
lolzcat:
OK, that cruffin was delicious.
lolzcat:
One of the devs in my team was trying to convince me that it wasn’t nice, which i know think was a plot to try and get me to give him my cruffin.
moonburn:
What is cruffin?
lolzcat:
Crossaint-muffin hybrid.
moonburn:
SYNTAX ERROR
Jirra:
If your argument with the dev served to trigger a plot, it was actually a McCruffin.
Wobin:
How soon before Uber replaces all its drivers with self-driving cars?
moonburn:
How would the car fit in the front seat?