Dave:
Siri can’t even fucking put a reminder in without me telling her to 5 times.
Dave:
If someone can figure out how to write that they should get a Nobel prize.
dennilan:
Easy
dennilan:
Just use machine learning
dennilan:
…also big data
Dave:
Yeah sick and docker and mongo
Dave:
She’ll be right ayy
virtualwolf:
Don’t forget the blockchain!
virtualwolf:
Gotta work that in somewhere.
Dave:
Oh mate we better leverage that.
dennilan:
Slap a couple o’ neural networks together, stick ‘em on a block chain, pop their clangas, and away she goes!
Dave:
Bang on mate
Dave:
Bloody bang on
dennilan:
You rippa!