Jirra:
I have a camera in my knee.
Carlfish:
That would make wearing pants inconvenient.
lolzcat:
I thought we dispensed with the idea of wearing pants ages ago?
Jirra:
I certainly have.
Carlfish:
This is why Atlassian only makes t-shirts.
May 2014
lolzcat:
Yay for UI redesigns that mean rewriting a whole bunch of docs
lolzcat:
I love UI redesigns. Love love love
virtualwolf:
I'm sensing a bit of sarcasm there, lolz
lolzcat:
LOOOOOOOOVEEEE
Right-Hand Drive
jedi:
So confusing with the whole “other side of the road” thing.
furgin:
Every time I walked back to the car I was all like “SOMEONE STOLE MY STEERING WHEEL.”
Goes together like a…
furgin:
Don't ever get married.
dennilan:
Why? I'm about to get married…
furgin:
Woot! Grats!
<> { %$hire }
Jirra:
I wrote three pages of notes for this interview and I can't read any of them.
Neko:
Did you write them in Perl?
A twist on an old classic
jirra:
They will do anything we say.
lolzcat:
"Make me a sandwich"
Neko:
What? No…
lolzcat:
Neko: sudo make me a sandwich
Neko:
lolzcat is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.
Willing Suspension of Disbelief
Neko:
Does the [World of Warcraft] movie have me in it? Because I'll be saying "I don't have enough energy", "that isn't ready yet", "I can't use that right now", and "I'm out of range" a lot.
Jirra:
I'll be the throwaway character that dies screaming "YOUR BOSS I HAVE TEN STACKS TAUNT NOW!!!" in the teaser opening.