November 2011

26Nov2011

Crossed Wires

Lolzcat:

I’ll never drink hot coffee again

Jedi:

I’m going to hold you to that Lolzcat

JirraOnDemand:

Jedi just wants to hold Lolzcat

Jedi:

how can you expect me to achieve my goals when you keep exposing them, JirraOnDemand?

* Lolzcat

hides.

Carlfish:

Stop exposing Jedi!

* Lolzcat

doesn’t want to be held by an exposed Jedi.

Jedi:

Woah woah, i think we’re getting our wires crossed.

Carlfish:

Exposed wiring?

Jedi:

Let me clear it up: I want to be naked and have sex with you, Lolzcat.

14Nov2011

What I want is for Apple to make shoes. Because then I’d just have to choose if I want them in black or white, and ultra portable or ultra powerful, and my decision is done

clepetit, fanboy extreme
14Nov2011

I was wandering around and someone asked me, “Are you going to cover your unmentionables?” Sure enough, I was naked.

Denni
10Nov2011

Fuck off

clepetit:

I’m disappointed Swoon, you should tell people to fuck off, not apologise

Swoon:

I’m not that kind of guy

Wobin:

Swoon: you should hire hinch to say fuck off for you

Swoon:

that doesn’t seem ethical

hinch:

I’ll do it, I don’t mind

07Nov2011

Solid Silver Bullet

Jirra:

It just took two hours to delete one level (of eight) of the images of one of the six Minecraft maps I have. This could take a while.

Carlfish:

Maybe you should ask rhastie for an SSD. I hear they solve everything.

Swoon:

P = NP = SSD

jedi:

WIth zombocom, everything is tractable.

04Nov2011

I just tried to offer Michael Seager and Swoon gifts of chocolate but Seager rejected it and Swoon thought I was trying to kill him. This is why I am a jerk; being nice is too hard.

clepetit