* dennilan
has been hit on by a girl in a fursuit before.
dennilan:
It was strange.
* dennilan
left that party quickly
dennilan:
*without* the girl
dennilan:
I went home with the fursuit and left the girl there.
August 2011
Shouting “FIRE!” in a crowded office.
dennilan:
Does anyone know where the Level 16 fire extinguishers are?
Carlfish:
If something’s on fire, maybe you shouldn't be asking on IRC.
dennilan:
I should send an email?
Carlfish:
Maybe. Or update your status on extranet.
Jirra:
You need to ring 0118 899 88199 9119 725.....3
I was thinking maybe arrow dispensers for manual squid clearage.
Rise of the Machines
Jirra:
"FireFox prevented this site from asking you to install software on your computer" - gee thanks FireFox, it didn't even get a chance to ask?
jedi:
"Firefox prevented you from having fun."
jedi:
"Firefox told that boy you like that you're not interested."
Carlfish:
"Firefox won't open that web page until you have eaten all your vegetables."
Jirra:
"FireFox prevented this site from inviting you to a party"
denni:
"Firefox branded you a horrible person"
Swoon:
"Firefox thinks you look fat in that dress"
User Stories
dennilan:
As a plugin, I want to be able to block mail from going to a user based on whether or not my permission scheme (which the host app knows nothing about) reckons they can use the host app.
Jirra:
As a Paladin tank attempting to off-tank Shannox, I would like a mail filter to not send mail to certain users as defined by a predicate supplied by a plugin.
Carlfish:
As a Paladin healer attempting to keep the main tank alive on Shannox, I would like the Confluence mail subsyMY FACE! GET THIS DOG OFF MY FACE!
Paladin + dress = priest
Spoiler: Bruce Willis Dies
Daz:
There was surprisingly little Aerosmith at karaoke yesterday.
ra:
Don't worry. You didn't miss a thing.
From #confluence
brian:
*facepalm*
ra:
*double facepalm*
cdarroch:
*triple facepalm*
anna:
Chris: that's not a facepalm, that's someone slapping you.
Plumbing issues.
Furgin:
The level 16 toilets shit all over the Corn Exchange ones.
Jirra:
That's pretty poor design.
But only when they're green
Furgin:
There is a building outside, and I SWEAR TO GOD that it’s changing colours every time I look at it.
Furgin:
It’s now yellow but I’m sure it was red a minute ago
Hinch:
Is it a traffic light?
Zero Punctuation
slappybag:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rxrRzE6CWs (BF)
jedi:
I enjoyed that slappybag
* Carlfish
hands jedi a comma.
jedi:
I enjoyed that slappybag, Carlfish.
lolzcat: how can I convince you to take off your pants for raids?