March 2011

16Mar2011

You've been spinning for 36:24:09

Jirra:

This serious email to the dev manager is at least 2000 times harder to write with leekspin playing in the background.

ChrisLePetit:

“Regarding the release of JIRA 4.3, I’d a dabby dabby do, bah dareel gadacka dacka doo”

07Mar2011

No-one ever admits to being ‘familiar with Perl’ because it often means they’d have to read someone else’s Perl script.

Wobin
04Mar2011

To verify your identity, please answer this security question...

lolzcat:

Who do I ask to get sysadmin permission?

Jirra:

Are you really lolzcat?

Jirra:

A piece of loot has dropped. It is a BoP tanking plate epic. You are on your druid. Do you roll a) Need? b) Greed? c) Disenchant? d) Pass?

lolzcat:

All wrong. I would master loot it to myself.

Jirra:

OK, you are Lolz.

04Mar2011

I have done my best to prevent people from ever shipping software

Jirra, on QA
04Mar2011

SafeSearch: I’m Feeling Lucky

Jirra:

It is annoying how many penises I get with image search for innocuous keywords with SafeSearch on “strict”

Carlfish:

Protip: chatroulette is not a search engine

ChrisLePetit:

also, remove the keyword “penis”