December 2010

31Dec2010

I N C E P T I O N

Malen:

lol @ http://bash.org/?927751

jedi:

Oh no, Malen is trapped in bash.org.

Malen:

Help. Somebody throw me a rope.

Carlfish:

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Rope

Wobin:

Damn you, Carlfish.

Wobin:

I was looking for an appropriate tvtropes link.

Wobin:

But I got distracted.

31Dec2010

Punctuation is Important

Malen:

I'm getting really fucking sick of the Google ads that appear over the top of YouTube videos.

Malen:

Don't cover the content I'm watching cocks.

Jirra:

…

Malen:

Hrm, maybe I needed a comma there.

Jirra:

The comma is after content, right?

30Dec2010

Nothing gives me wood faster than punching a tree.

Malen
30Dec2010

Do you know my greatest disappointment of Cataclysm? No Tauren rogues. It’d be so awesome to stealth up to someone… and then moo at them.

Wobin
15Dec2010

Management

Jirra:

In our planning meeting today: Me: "Have you spoken to Matt Jensen about WebSudo yet?" Dev A: "He writes great code." Dev B: "Not any more. He's just a manager now."

Wobin:

hahah. Poor Furgin.

Furgin:

Who said such lies? I'm writing codes now.

Furgin:

For Fedex I am going to do a Venn Diagram.

14Dec2010

ARGH I DELETED MY COOKIES AND JIMMY WALES CAME BACK

Jirra
09Dec2010

The true meaning of friendship

dennilan:

the beauty of the keepcup: my coffee has been on my desk for an hour and is still drinkable

ChrisLePetit:

btw, I urinated in a coffee cup on your desk denni

dennilan:

fffffuuuuuuuuuu

dennilan:

clip: http://tinyurl.com/2fb47hd

ChrisLePetit:

:(

ChrisLePetit:

I thought we were friends denni

dennilan:

we were, but then you pissed in my coffee

08Dec2010

In Real Life

Donna:

(leaps up from her desk to announce) My boyfriend dumped me last night!

Charles:

I didn't dump you, you just couldn't log on.

Co-workers:

(slightly confused) Er... in WOW or in real life?

Donna:

In WOW, but who knows?

Charles:

OK, if you fail to log on in real life too we might have a problem.

07Dec2010

That’s what Furgins are for

Furgin:

Meh, none of my jokes are in good taste. That’s my thing. Thats how I make friends.

Jirra:

And lose them.

Furgin:

You can always make new friends, good jokes are few and far between.

07Dec2010
Lolzcat:

I ask a checkout girl at Dick Smith Electronics if I can pre-order “World of Warcraft Cataclysm”. She says “what?”… searches on the computer, “I think we have World of Craft already? You can buy it now!”

Jirra:

World of Craft!

Lolzcat:

Who wants to play WoC?

Jirra:

With exciting knitting adventures!

Swoon:

Grand Master Crocheting

Lolzcat:

I have a level 80 quilt maker!

Jirra:

Ahh damn, we got the LK down to 15% health and then that noob Lolz dropped a stitch and the whole row came undone.

Lolzcat:

The needle was stuck!

Swoon:

» cross-stitch cooldown remaining: 5min «

Jirra:

More glue on the mobs at the back! Quick, they’re spawning too fast!

03Dec2010
deadheart:

is there a raid tonight?

Carlfish:

I’ll be getting drunk.

Carlfish:

Actually, that's ambiguous.

Carlfish:

I’m not raiding either.

01Dec2010
virtualwolf:

"How do I add another administrator to our JIRA and Condulgence sites?"

furgin:

CONDULGENCE

ChrisLePetit:

It's like indulgence, but more collaborative.

Carlfish:

It's a wiki AND an ice cream flavour!