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Lolzcat: I ask a checkout girl at Dick Smith Electronics if I can pre-order “World of Warcraft Cataclysm”. She says “what?”… searches on the computer, “I think we have World of Craft already? You can buy it now!” Jirra: World of Craft! Lolzcat: Who wants to play WoC? Jirra: With exciting knitting adventures! Swoon: Grand Master Crocheting Lolzcat: I have a level 80 quilt maker! Jirra: Ahh damn, we got the LK down to 15% health and then that noob Lolz dropped a stitch and the whole row came undone. Lolzcat: The needle was stuck! Swoon: » cross-stitch cooldown remaining: 5min « Jirra: More glue on the mobs at the back! Quick, they’re spawning too fast!
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Donna: (leaps up from her desk to announce) My boyfriend dumped me last night! Charles: I didn't dump you, you just couldn't log on. Co-workers: (slightly confused) Er... in WOW or in real life? Donna: In WOW, but who knows? Charles: OK, if you fail to log on in real life too we might have a problem.