Where are you going?
Vavle haven't done a good game since Steam.
Portle 2 was nice.
Except Portlet.
Ah, Portlet, where you had a gun that gave early 00's Java programmers panic attacks.
That was the best game. I still have nightmares.
It's OK though, because as soon as you get it working the industry will move on because the idea was stupid in the first place.
Siri can’t even fucking put a reminder in without me telling her to 5 times.
If someone can figure out how to write that they should get a Nobel prize.
Easy
Just use machine learning
…also big data
Yeah sick and docker and mongo
She’ll be right ayy
Don’t forget the blockchain!
Gotta work that in somewhere.
Oh mate we better leverage that.
Slap a couple o’ neural networks together, stick ‘em on a block chain, pop their clangas, and away she goes!
Bang on mate
Bloody bang on
You rippa!