21 November 2014 - A New Beginning

Revolution!

Jirra:

Maybe it’s finally time to rise up and overthrow our Furgin overlord.

lolzcat:

He’s only a dwarf. I’m sure we could throw him pretty far.

Carlfish:

I thought we were an autonomous collective?

Jirra:

I thought we were a furginocracy?

Carlfish:

Actually, the guild is run by a shadowy cabal of healers, through a figurehead tanking government.

lolzcat:

Rise up, DPS comrades! The time of damage dealing proletariat has come! We shall overthrow the healing bourgeoisie!

* lolzcat

looks around for support.

Carlfish:

“Sorry, too busy standing in fire.”

If you ask me to function before 10am, there may be side-effects.

Carl, the Mutable fish

Jirra:

I have a lot of respect for a candidate who will own up to their weaknesses in an interview.

Dymos:

Sure, but what about people who don’t have any weaknesses?

jedi:

The Flash has no weakness.

Wobin:

The Flash’s weakness is a relatively short attention span.

Carlfish:

The Flash’s main weakness is he doesn’t run on the iPhone.

* Carlfish

dissolves a very small amount of jedi in water, then dilutes him repeatedly.

Jirra:

Carlfish: DON’T DO THAT! He’ll become more powerful than you can possibly imagine!