Jirra:
Maybe it’s finally time to rise up and overthrow our Furgin overlord.
lolzcat:
He’s only a dwarf. I’m sure we could throw him pretty far.
Carlfish:
I thought we were an autonomous collective?
Jirra:
I thought we were a furginocracy?
Carlfish:
Actually, the guild is run by a shadowy cabal of healers, through a figurehead tanking government.
lolzcat:
Rise up, DPS comrades! The time of damage dealing proletariat has come! We shall overthrow the healing bourgeoisie!
* lolzcat
looks around for support.
Carlfish:
“Sorry, too busy standing in fire.”