Sign on the wall at the local club:
$9 cocktails every day. Limited range.
Furgin:
“Limited range?” So you have to stand at least 10 feet from the bar to order them?
Furgin:
“I’m sorry sir, you’re only 9 feet away; that’ll be $12 please”
11 February 2014
It’s Monday, it’s time to delete my clone and make a new one.
<p>I have been playing Assassin’s Creed IV because it came for free with my graphics card. </p> <p>When I get into combat with guards, if I get far enough away from them I can hide in a haystack.</p> <p>Sometimes they get suspicious and prod the haystack with a sword, but when I’m hiding, I can one-shot them</p> <p>So I end up in a kind of infinite loop - guard gets suspicious, prods haystack, I strangle them and pull their body into the haystack. New guard hears something, comes to investigate, prods haystack… etc.</p> <p>I don’t know how many bodies are in that haystack now</p>