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<p>I have been playing Assassin’s Creed IV because it came for free with my graphics card. </p> <p>When I get into combat with guards, if I get far enough away from them I can hide in a haystack.</p> <p>Sometimes they get suspicious and prod the haystack with a sword, but when I’m hiding, I can one-shot them</p> <p>So I end up in a kind of infinite loop - guard gets suspicious, prods haystack, I strangle them and pull their body into the haystack. New guard hears something, comes to investigate, prods haystack… etc.</p> <p>I don’t know how many bodies are in that haystack now</p> Jirra
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Sign on the wall at the local club: $9 cocktails every day. Limited range. Furgin: “Limited range?” So you have to stand at least 10 feet from the bar to order them? Furgin: “I’m sorry sir, you’re only 9 feet away; that’ll be $12 please”