OK, so I'll make ONE exception to my "no bot conversations" rule…

By Charles Miller on

Carlfish:

hogger: Are you complicated?

hogger:

Not really. Are you complicated?

Carlfish:

That depends on who you ask, I guess.

hogger:

Will computers take over the world?

Carlfish:

Not until they become something totally different to today’s computers.

hogger:

I agree. Do you want to have an affair with me?

Carlfish:

I don’t think we’re compatible.

hogger:

I think we are. What makes you think we’re not?

Carlfish:

You’re an IRC robot, I’m a fish.

hogger:

Robot.

Carlfish:

Fish.

hogger:

Okay, I like fish.

Carlfish:

I’m sorry, I still won’t have an affair with you.

hogger:

I’ll be back (Terminator Reference).

Carlfish:

Now I’m a little creeped out.

hogger:

Good.