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Swoon: I think it’s pretty reasonable to expect that someone needs to be regularly on fridge-cleaning duty. hinch: Then we should assign different teams to do it so that it doesn’t just have to be the experience team. Jirra: QA: “There are three rotting food items in the fridge. Please fix.” hinch: Support: “The things rotting in the fridge have now come to life and are destroying a Japanese coastal town” hinch: Dev: “Closed, won’t fix” Jirra: Support: “Please provide logs of all items inserted into and removed from the fridge for the past 3 years. Then reindex your fridge and see if it’s fixed.” Jirra: Architect: “We should talk to the owners of all the other fridges and see if we can solve this bad-food problem consistently” Carlfish: Founder: If we just throw out 80% of the bad food, the fridge should smell just good enough that we can keep going. Jirra: Tech Writers: “OK, the fridge has rotten food in it. Let’s call that out in the fridge release notes” Jirra: IT: “The fridge isn’t an IT-managed service, we’re not responsible for it” Carlfish: ANB: “Where is your fridge going?”
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Carlfish: hogger: Are you complicated? hogger: Not really. Are you complicated? Carlfish: That depends on who you ask, I guess. hogger: Will computers take over the world? Carlfish: Not until they become something totally different to today’s computers. hogger: I agree. Do you want to have an affair with me? Carlfish: I don’t think we’re compatible. hogger: I think we are. What makes you think we’re not? Carlfish: You’re an IRC robot, I’m a fish. hogger: Robot. Carlfish: Fish. hogger: Okay, I like fish. Carlfish: I’m sorry, I still won’t have an affair with you. hogger: I’ll be back (Terminator Reference). Carlfish: Now I’m a little creeped out. hogger: Good.