Jirra:
\o/
furgin:
\\o/
lolzcat:
Furgin grew an extra arm!
furgin:
\\\o///
Virtualwolf:
GANESHA IS PLEASED
Wobin:
Actually no, that would be \\\Q///
May 2012
Going to Vella Nero with gilgad, saying your name is Batman, and hearing them announce coffee for “Batman and Rob”? Priceless.
<p>Facebook thinks I’m a single lesbian planning my dream wedding… and looking to purchase JIRA.</p> <p>Presumably I’m going to use JIRA to organise the wedding.</p>
A New Joke Beginning…
hinch:
You have to get up before the sun to get to work if you live in Penriff.
Jirra:
But that… that’s while it’s dark. That’s not a valid waking up time.
Jirra:
InvalidWakeUpTimeException
lolzcat:
Is that a HibernateException?
The Furgin’s Apprentice
Carlfish:
The best way to get a new tester is to chop them in half. Then you’ll have two testers, each with their own pair of buckets…
Furgin:
If we did that to developers we could write 2x as much code!
Furgin:
Damn. I should be CEO of a software startup.
Furgin:
You want to pair program? Sure? Let me get my axe.
Armydillo
Wobin:
I thought it mattered for the RMAH
Meliae:
RMAH?
Wobin:
Real Money Auction House
Swoon:
Royal Military Armadillo Hospital
Wobin:
Those poor armadillos
Wobin:
fired out of cannons =(
Swoon:
That’s what they signed up for when they became military armadillos.
Swoon:
They knew the risks.
Dance like everybody’s watching.
* Jirra
does the “This is totally more complicated than I was anticipating” dance.
dennilan:
The “This is totally more complicated than I was anticipating” dance is a jive, right?
Jirra:
I’m not sure. Whenever I’ve tried to learn the dance, it’s turned out to be more complex than I anticipated.
You’ll need tougher balls, because you’re an adult now and therefore more likely to crush one.
He has a point…
lolzcat:
hahaha: http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20593325,00.html
[“Justin Bieber Escorts Floyd Mayweather to the Ring in Las Vegas” - ed]
lolzcat:
If you were a pro-boxer, would you want Bieber escorting you to the ring for a fight?
dave:
If someone was going to stab me, I'd want Bieber in the way.