14 March 2018

dave:

Siri can’t even fucking put a reminder in without me telling her to 5 times

dave:

If someone can figure out how to write that they should get a Nobel peace prize

dennilan:

Easy

dennilan:

Just use machine learning

dennilan:

Also big data

dave:

Yeah sick and docker and mongo

dave:

She’ll be right ayy

virtualwolf:

Don’t forget the blockchain!

virtualwolf:

Gotta work that in somewhere.

Dave:

Oh mate we better leverage that

dennilan:

Slap a couple o’ neural networks together, stick ‘em on a block chain, pop their clangas, and away she goes!

dave:

Bang on mate

dave:

Bloody bang on

dennilan:

You rippa!

Maybe if you used a walkie-talkie…