Carlfish:
I ordered an iPhone with a spare charger. Three days later Apple ships me a package. It's just the charger.
Carlfish:
I swear, the company is staffed by cats.
Carlfish:
"Let's play with him a while, see what he does!"
Dymos:
"purrrrrrrrrruurrrrrrrrrrruurrrrrruurrrr"
Carlfish:
Exactly. You can't stay mad at it.
Dymos:
Right up until it scratches you in the face.
Dymos:
And bites your hand.
Carlfish:
It can't help it, that's just how it is.
Dymos:
But then it licks your hand and makes you love it again.