Where are you going?
WTB [White Turnip] x 1000
lol these are all the guys that I have been threatening for money.
I’ll see if I have any.
Woot, I need 40K.
Not money, turnips.
That’s not my name.
I’ve just posted you 70 turnips, turnips.
Having people waiting around for builds to run isn’t that efficient either, I wonder why we don’t buy more agents?
We are pretty much at the concurrent agent limit already.
What if we buy… secret agents?
On Her Manager’s Selenium Service
Never Say Maven
Confluence Never Dies
You Only Test Twice
The Man With The Golden Build
From Support, With Love
The Customer Who Loved Me (We may have a DFTC issue there though)
Stable APIs are Forever
AtlasEye
The User Count Is Not Enough
Quantum of flaky tests
DoS Royale
Octomergepussy
The front company is Universal Test Ports
For Your Builds Only
On Her Majesty’s Secret Wiki
Document Another Day
lolzcat: you want jira-release-alacarte
imagines sitting in a fancy restaurant ordering our products a la carte.
“Hmm, I’ll have the JIRA 10 Users to start.”
“Oh, excellent choice, sir”.
prefers the OnDemand Mystic Buffet
Your pathetic platform betraaaaaays you!
<p>I wouldn’t be a good Star Trek captain, I’m too risk-averse.</p> <p>“There’s a funny sensor reading? WARP THE HELL OUT OF HERE, WE CAN SEND A PROBE BACK LATER” </p> <p>“WE HAVE 1000 CIVILIANS ON THIS SHIP WHY THE HELL ARE WE HERE”</p>
If druids get any more utility I am going to eat my hat in protest.
Careful, that hat might be a druid.