Rise of the Desserts

By Charles Miller on

dennilan:

lolzcat: you want jira-release-alacarte

* Swoon

imagines sitting in a fancy restaurant ordering our products a la carte.

Swoon:

“Hmm, I’ll have the JIRA 10 Users to start.”

Swoon:

“Oh, excellent choice, sir”.

* Jirra

prefers the OnDemand Mystic Buffet

Swoon:

Your pathetic platform betraaaaaays you!