<p>Facebook thinks I’m a single lesbian planning my dream wedding… and looking to purchase JIRA.</p> <p>Presumably I’m going to use JIRA to organise the wedding.</p>
15 May 2012
A New Joke Beginning…
hinch:
You have to get up before the sun to get to work if you live in Penriff.
Jirra:
But that… that’s while it’s dark. That’s not a valid waking up time.
Jirra:
InvalidWakeUpTimeException
lolzcat:
Is that a HibernateException?
The Furgin’s Apprentice
Carlfish:
The best way to get a new tester is to chop them in half. Then you’ll have two testers, each with their own pair of buckets…
Furgin:
If we did that to developers we could write 2x as much code!
Furgin:
Damn. I should be CEO of a software startup.
Furgin:
You want to pair program? Sure? Let me get my axe.
Armydillo
Wobin:
I thought it mattered for the RMAH
Meliae:
RMAH?
Wobin:
Real Money Auction House
Swoon:
Royal Military Armadillo Hospital
Wobin:
Those poor armadillos
Wobin:
fired out of cannons =(
Swoon:
That’s what they signed up for when they became military armadillos.
Swoon:
They knew the risks.