All but one of us failed the Turing Test

By Charles Miller on 21 August 2013

jirra:

moonburn: Please disinfect my echidna

moonburn:

jirra: I’m out of the cheese in the shape of a walrus to use as a cleaning implement.

jirra:

moonburn: I am not a walrus

moonburn:

jirra: Such a shame, the antelope are such gentle creatures. Perhaps you should try the chartreuse.

jirra:

moonburn: Why do you say that?

moonburn:

jirra: I am not a bot! How dare you suggest such a thing. I have the turing prize on twelve servers. Oh wait…

hogger:

I used to be not a bot until I took an arrow to the knee.

Balls-to-the-wall DPS

Phreakazoid: I was disappointed that I stole aggro the other night, even though lolz was doing more DPS than me. I just laid into him when you said “dps go nuts” jirra: I misjudged the size of your nuts. jirra: I mean, umm… lolzcat: I can’t believe you went there. jedi: STOP NUTS jirra: MORE NUTS MORE NUTS, C’MON MORE NUTS furgin: ODD NUTS LEFT! EVEN NUTS RIGHT! THATS 1,3,5 LEFT 2,4,6 RIGHT!

Hedgehog? Where?

Wobin: http://t.co/63MJabFJQj Jirra: Werehedgehog? phestas: Doesn’t really strike fear into the hearts of men, does it? phestas: When the full moon is out I transform from a burly, gruff and muscular man into a fearsome hedgehog! phestas: Capable of snuffling all the bread and milk from your fridge! phestas: (as long as the door is open and there are little ramps to get to the shelf.)