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At a JIRA team party, after a dozen beers: Pawel: I really don’t want to know my colleagues’ sexual preferences. Jirra: No-one wants to know that. Sairel: (speculatively) I dunno, black male is awesome. <general silence> Jirra: Oh, blackmail.
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Mehemet: When you're a recovering alcoholic, you have to keep a plant alive for a year before you're allowed to get into another relationship. Phestas: During that year… are you allowed to see other plants?