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Jirra: So, I got an OutOfMemoryException from YourKit while trying to profile another app. I searched Google for help. I got as far as “your kit oome while pr” and google helpfully autocompleted it with “pregnant”. jedi: So Google thinks YourKit is pregnant? Jirra: Yes, I guess the baby takes up PermGen.
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At a JIRA team party, after a dozen beers: Pawel: I really don’t want to know my colleagues’ sexual preferences. Jirra: No-one wants to know that. Sairel: (speculatively) I dunno, black male is awesome. <general silence> Jirra: Oh, blackmail.