I propose a ‘kill switch’ for americans

it’s a 50 megatonne EMP placed in the middle of America

I’d say move it closer to the south.

wouldn’t that only work if americans were robots?

The midwest is weird but harmless, and all the normal people are on either coast.

There’s really nothing redeeming about the American South whatsoever.

I keep trying to come up with examples to contradict you, but I can’t

:/